Diplolog
Diploctionary: Furniture

1. Objects that occupy one’s residence for the general purpose of posing one’s body and allowing socializing, eating, relaxation, rest, or alternately pain from non-ergonomic posing.
2. “” (diplomatic) for taking up space, adding weight to one’s HHE/HHG shipment, or causing financial distress when one’s children damage and destroy gov’t-owned same.
3. “” for imposing cultural fascination upon one’s children, ultimately with the intent of embarrassing one’s children during teenage dating years. (ex: “Why is your parents’ armchair upholstered to look like a cloth napkin from Chili’s?”)

In all above cases, furniture eventually becomes invisible to the owner until it is called attention to by visitors, family members.