Diplolog
Diploctionary: Christmas

1. The Christian holiday about whose primary purpose is to celebrate the birth of Jesus.
2. (diplomatic) The holiday before which one will go to any lengths to obtain candy canes, at the time of which one is accosted with an amazing array of parties consisting of excellent wines and cheeses, accompanied by one’s friends, and after which one will go to any lengths to get rid of aforementioned canes.